August 28, 2010: WORST. MOM. EVAR. (Lauri W.)

MOTHER'S DAY (Kurt Z.)

ALIEN: RESURRECTION (Sam T.)


Third Feature:
THE RAGE: CARRIE 2

August 21, 2010: HOT ASIANS COPPING IT UP OR KUNG FUING IT DOWN (Megan Z.)

COME DRINK WITH ME (Neil G.)

Hot Asian in question: Cheng Pei-Pei

NEW POLICE STORY (Megan Z.)

Hot Asian in question: Daniel Wu

Third Feature:

IP MAN 2

Hot Asian in question: Donnie Yen

August 7, 2010: SOMETHING FOXY THIS WAY COMES (Brandon R.)

WILDER (Hershal W.)

COFFY (Kurt Z.)


Third Feature:
GHOSTS OF MARS

July 31, 2010: IT'S LIKE DIE HARD IN A... (Hershal W.)

BLOODFIST 6: GROUND ZERO (Josh H.)

SUDDEN DEATH (Megan Z.)


Special 3rd Feature:
POWER KIDS

July 24, 2010: DINOSAURS! RAWWWRRR!! (Megan Z.)

WARBIRDS (Brandon R.)

CARNOSAUR (Neil G.)

Special 3rd Feature:

JURASSIC PARK

July 17, 2010: YOUR MAN CRUSH (Sam T.)

FRASH POINT

Megan's man crush: Donnie Yen

THE CAVE

Sam's man crush: Eddie Cibrian

DEEP BLUE SEA
Sam's other man crush: LL Cool J!

July 10, 2010: Prequels (Lauri W.)

CUBE ZERO

(Brandon R.)

THE SCORPION KING

(Neil G.)

Special 3rd Feature:

AMITYVILLE II: THE POSSESSION

July 3, 2010: B Sci-Fi (Brandon R.)

THE LOST SKELETON OF CADAVRA

(Hershal W.)

LIFEFORCE

(Josh H.)

Special 3rd Feature:

ICE SPIDERS

June 26, 2010: TURKISH RIP-OFFS (Megan Z.)

SEYTAN (Turkish Exorcist)

(Sam T.)

KARA SIMSEK (Turkish Rocky)
(Lauri W.)

June 19, 2010: PENIS ENVY (Brandon R.)

VELVET GOLDMINE

(Megan Z.)

LET ME DIE A WOMAN

(Kurt Z.)

Special 3rd Feature:

PUNK ROCK!

June 12, 2010: CRYPTIDS (Kurt Z.)

Cryptid (from the Greek "κρύπτω" [krypto] meaning "hide") is a term which is used in cryptozoology to refer to a creature whose existence has been suggested but that is unrecognized by a scientific consensus, and whose existence is moreover often regarded as highly unlikely. Noted cryptids include Bigfoot, Yeti, and the Loch Ness Monster.

NIGHT OF THE DEMON

Lauri W.

CARNY

Sam T.

(NOTE: Sam faked me out by claiming he was going to show The Little Mermaid. What a cock!)

Special 3rd Feature:

ABOMINABLE

June 5, 2010: CHEESY, MELODRAMATIC 80s MOVIES (Josh H.)

HEATHERS

(The Deuce)

FOOTLOOSE

(Megan Z.)

Special 3rd Feature:

A NIGHT IN HEAVEN

(Which was terrible, but at least it wasn't Footloose terrible.)

May 29, 2010: ON THE ROAD (Hershal W.)

FANDANGO

(Hershal W.)

EMANUELLE AROUND THE WORLD (XXX Version)

(Kurt Z.)

Special 3rd Feature:

FREEWAY

May 22, 2010: SKINEMAX (Josh H.)

THE RAVEN

(The Deuce)

DEAD BOYS DON'T SCREAM

(Sam T.)

Special 3rd Feature:

ELECTRA

Special 4th Feature:

FIRECRACKER

(Topless karate - need I say more?)

May 8, 2010: MY TWO CAPTAINS: STAR TREK MOVIES (Sam T.)

Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home (Megan Z.)

A perennial favorite from the series, I have fond memories of its original release back in 1986. I went with my mom and some grade school chum (I was 9 at the time), and growing bored in the theater waiting for the film to start, I managed to lodge most of a bag of Reese's Pieces up both nostrils before breaking down in tears when I couldn't get them out again. There were no Reese's Pieces this movie night, 24 years later, but I did manage to shove a strawberry Whopper in each nostril. For old time's sake.

Star Trek (2009) (Lauri W.)

Boy did the Trek nerds bitch about this. Between Sam and Neil, I thought I was going to have to brandish my strong pimp hand if they didn't quit kvetching about how much they hated J. J. Abram's update/reboot of the franchise. The rest of us loved it, so fuck them. The end.

Pictured: Sam.

May 1, 2010: Pinball/Arcade Movies (Josh H.)

Hoo smokies, when you've just watched four feature films in a row and the best of the lot by far was Double Dragon, it is time for a little reassessment of your life.

ARCADE (Hershal W.)

DOUBLE DRAGON (The Deuce)

(This was the 250th movie presented on a regular Saturday Night Movie Group night!)

Special 3rd Feature:

TILT

SPECIAL 4th FEATURE (!!!):

STREET FIGHTER

April 24, 2010: INTERNATIONAL HOUSE OF THE DEAD (Hershal W.)

Wild Zero (Sam T.)



Wild Zero was a disappoint to everyone. It was boring. It sucked. Sam must have been distraught that his film flopped, because he then proceeded to get tore up on tequila and rum. Drunk enough, in fact, that this happened:

Hell of the Living Dead (Lauri W.)



Special 3rd Feature:
Erotic Nights of the Living Dead