In The Army Now (Katie C.)Red Sands (Sam T.)
Special 3rd Feature:
Sand Serpents
Said Lauri, "This is 'movies about people who do nothing in the desert.'" Meh...!
Saturday, September 26, 2009
Saturday, September 19, 2009
September 19, 2009: BOND ON A BUDGET (Brandon Z.)
From Beijing With Love (Brandon R.)Danger: Diabolik (Neil G.)
Two years into this tradition and Neil officially becomes the first person to ever bring a Mario Bava picture to the group. What a crime it took so long! Good show, sir.
Friday, September 18, 2009
September 12, 2009: PORN! (Kurt Z.)
Blonde Ambition (Megan Z.)Italian Stallion aka The Party at Kitty and Stud's (Lauri W.)
Special 3rd Feature:
No Limits
No Limits
The topic for last Saturday's movie group was a time-honored subgenre of romantic pictures - Porn. (I don't know who put that in there.) It turned out pretty well; Megan showed the 1981 Amero Brothers classic Blonde Ambition (full of wonderfully corny jokes that had me in tears) and Lauri brought Sylvester Stallone's awkward (and very, very hairy) first step into showbiz, The Party at Kitty and Stud's. Before it all got kicked off, I broke out a vintage collection of XXX trailers from the early 80s which I played while everybody showed up and got settled in. Sam and the Deuce made chili dogs to eat while watching (!!!) and Megan prepared some interestingly shaped cookies. (They were both delicious and educational.) While the trailers were going, something wonderful happened - the Mormons came to the door. I couldn't believe my luck, so while Megan answered the door to listen to some doe-eyed white kid in a tie and short-sleeved shirt mumble his memorized script about the Latter Day Saints, I cranked the volume on the television so that the moaning and grunting and funky bass riffs could be heard for a block. I didn't get a chance to see his face, but I'm told his eyeballs almost popped out of his poor deluded skull. Still, kudos to the initiated/brainwashed; he finished his speech and handed Megan a little card with Jesus on the front. We gave it the place of honor, right under the TV for five hours of raunchy viewing with the Lord. Praise be! --Kurt September 5, 2009: WOMEN IN PRISON (Kurt Z.)
Black Mama, White Mama (Neil G.)Werewolf in a Women's Prison (Sam T.)
Special 3rd Feature:
Chained Heat
August 29, 2009: ARE YOU HUNGRY? FOOD MOVIES (Katie C.)
Delicatessen (Hershal W.)The Stuff (Kurt Z.)
Special 3rd Feature:
Cruel Restaurant
August 15, 2009: MOVIES BASED ON BOARD GAMES (Lauri W.)
Witchboard (Kurt Z.)Dungeons & Dragons (Neil G.)
August 8, 2009: THE KURT RUSSELLING (Brandon R.)
Escape from New York (Megan Z.)Escape from L.A. (Sam T.)
August 1, 2009: SILVER SCREEN (Megan Z.)
Chandu the Magician (Katie C.)Arsenic and Old Lace (Lauri W.)
Special 3rd Feature:
Horse Feathers
July 25, 2009: THE MASTERWORKS OF KAUFMAN & HERZ (Brandon Z.)
Sugar Cookies (Kurt Z.)Poultrygeist (Brandon R.)
July 18, 2009: GOOD TWIN, BAD TWIN (Lauri W.)
Basket Case (Sam T.)Twins of Evil (Neil G.)
Special 3rd Feature:
The Creature With the Blue Hand (aka The Bloody Dead)
July 11, 2009: THOSE CRAZY ASIAN SHOCK MOVIES (Brandon R.)
Dumplings (Josh H.)The Untold Story (Hershal W.)
June 27, 2009: AMERICA...FUCK YEAH! (Brandon Z.)
Air Force One (Lauri "Get Off My Plane" W.)Uncle Sam (Brandon R.)
June 6, 2009: BRUCESPLOITATION (Megan Z.)
The Dragon Lives Again (Hershal W.)Bruce Lee Fights Back From the Grave (Katie C.)
Thursday, September 17, 2009
May 23, 2009: THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE ARE FREE (Hershal W.)
The Doberman Gang (Kurt Z.)The Great Train Robbery (Hershal W.)
May 16, 2009: I LOVE YOU, BUT I HAVE TO KILL YOU (Brandon Z.)
The Amityville Horror (Katie C.)Kill Bill, Vol. 2 (Lauri W.)
May 2, 2009: THE DEVIL MADE ME DO IT (Kurt Z.)
Shortcut to Happiness (Lauri W.)The Toxic Avenger Part III: The Last Temptation of Toxie (Brandon Z.)
April 18, 2009: NEVER SAY NEVER SAY NEVER AGAIN AGAIN--CONNERY 1971-1987 (Hershal W.)
Zardoz: (Katie C.)Highlander (Brandon Z.)
April 11, 2009: EVERYBODY HATES HIGH SCHOOL (Katie C.)
Mean Girls (Lauri W.)Can't Buy Me Love (Megan Z.)
March 28, 2009: SIEG HEIL! NAZIPLOITATION (Kurt Z.)
Gestapo's Last Orgy (Lauri W.)Dead Snow (Josh H.)
March 21, 2009: BEST COMMENTARY TRACKS (Lauri W.)
Hell High w/ Joe Bob Briggs Commentary (Megan Z.)Brazil w/ Terry Gilliam Commentary (Brandon R.)
The unanimous concensus of the evening was that Briggs is a genuis and Gilliam is an insufferable asshole.
March 14, 2009: MOVIES RELEASED THIS MONTH (Josh H.)
Ghoulies (Lauri W.)Shakes the Clown (Brandon Z.)
March 7, 2009: LONG LIVE THE KING! (Hershal W.)
3000 Miles to Graceland (Katie C.)Mystery Train (Hershal W.)
February 28, 2009: DON'T QUIT YOUR DAY JOB (Hershal W.)
Fair Game (Brandon Z.)Witless Protection (Josh H.)
February 21, 2009: YOU GOT TO LOVE YOUR NEGRO MAN (Katie C.)
Brothers in Arms (Katie C.)D.C. Cab (Hershal W.)
February 14, 2009: ACTION STARS WHO USED TO MAKE YOU GO :-O BUT NOW MAKE YOU GO :-/ (Josh H.)
Ultraviolet: The Worst Movie Ever (Brandon R.)Death Wish 3 (Kurt Z.)
February 7, 2009: SLAP THAT ASPHALT! (Megan Z.)
Kickin' It Old Skool (Hershal W.)You Got Served (Josh H.)
January 31, 2009: ARE YOU READY FOR THE SUMMER? (Hershal W.)
Cheerleader Camp (Lauri W.)Little Darlings (Brandon Z.)
Special 3rd Feature:
Summer Camp
January 17, 2009: DISASTER MOVIES W/ BAD SCIENCE (Neil G.)
The Black Hole (Kurt Z.)The Happening (Hershal W.)
January 3, 2009: I KNEW THAT KID WAS EVIL (Hershal W.)
Beware! Children at Play (Brandon Z.)The Brood (Hershal W.)
December 27, 2008: BARBARIAN MOVIES (Neil G.)
Ator the Invincible (Kurt Z.)The Beastmaster (Megan Z.)
Special 3rd Feature:
Conquest
December 20, 2008: FAMILIES THAT ACT TOGETHER STAY TOGETHER (Lauri W.)
Double Trouble (Josh H.)Men at Work (Hershal W.)
December 13, 2008: COREY FELDMAN MUST DIE! (Brandon Z.)
TMNT (Megan Z.)South Beach Academy (Kurt Z.)
December 6, 2008: NOT WITHOUT MY MEREDITH BAXTER BIRNEY (Lauri W.)
Mommy Dearest (Brandon R.)I Take These Men (Katie C.)
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