Blonde Ambition (Megan Z.)Italian Stallion aka The Party at Kitty and Stud's (Lauri W.)
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No Limits
The topic for last Saturday's movie group was a time-honored subgenre of romantic pictures - Porn. (I don't know who put that in there.) It turned out pretty well; Megan showed the 1981 Amero Brothers classic Blonde Ambition (full of wonderfully corny jokes that had me in tears) and Lauri brought Sylvester Stallone's awkward (and very, very hairy) first step into showbiz, The Party at Kitty and Stud's. Before it all got kicked off, I broke out a vintage collection of XXX trailers from the early 80s which I played while everybody showed up and got settled in. Sam and the Deuce made chili dogs to eat while watching (!!!) and Megan prepared some interestingly shaped cookies. (They were both delicious and educational.) While the trailers were going, something wonderful happened - the Mormons came to the door. I couldn't believe my luck, so while Megan answered the door to listen to some doe-eyed white kid in a tie and short-sleeved shirt mumble his memorized script about the Latter Day Saints, I cranked the volume on the television so that the moaning and grunting and funky bass riffs could be heard for a block. I didn't get a chance to see his face, but I'm told his eyeballs almost popped out of his poor deluded skull. Still, kudos to the initiated/brainwashed; he finished his speech and handed Megan a little card with Jesus on the front. We gave it the place of honor, right under the TV for five hours of raunchy viewing with the Lord. Praise be! --Kurt 
Sucks that I missed that night : / sounds like it was alot of fun.
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