Movie Group Archive: 2009

Monday, November 9, 2009

November 7, 2009: GRRRR! WEREWOLF MOVIES (Sam T.)

Never Cry Werewolf (The Deuce)

Wolf (Katie C.)

Special 3rd Feature:

Silver Bullet

Wolf ended up being the lowest group rated movie of all time. This is because it is a huge, steaming pile of shit.

October 31, 2009: IT CAME FROM SPACE! (Sam T.)

Transmorphers (Sam T.)

Evil Aliens (Hershal W.)

October 17, 2009: THE IMPORTANCE OF BEING ERNEST P. WORRELL (Neil G.)

Ernest Goes to Jail (Josh H.)

Ernest Saves Christmas (Megan Z.)

Saturday, October 10, 2009

October 10, 2009: JAPAN/U.S. CULTURE CLASH (Neil G.)

Showdown in Little Tokyo (Kurt Z.)

Gung Ho (Neil G.)

Special 3rd Feature:
The Bad News Bears Go To Japan

An Open Letter to Ron Howard:

Dear Mr. Howard,

I just watched your 1986 film Gung Ho with my Saturday Night Movie Group. Accordingly, I would like to say go fuck yourself. You bastard.

Goddamnit,

Kurt Z.

Saturday, October 3, 2009

2nd ANUUAL SECOND CHANCE MOVIE MARATHON (Part Three)

Absolute Zero (Neil G.)

for Disaster Movies with Bad Science

("Science is never wrong!")

Sex and Zen (Brandon R.)

for Those Crazy Asian Shock Movies

Evolver (Sam T.)
for Killer Machines

2nd ANUUAL SECOND CHANCE MOVIE MARATHON (Part Two)

Cane Toads (Lauri W.)

for Documentaries

Incident at Loch Ness (Hershal W.)

for Don't Quit Your Day Job

Forbidden Zone (Kurt Z.)
for Musicals

We ended early as fuck, so we pulled another name out of the bag.
976-Evil (Sam T.)
for Revenge Movies

Friday, October 2, 2009

2nd ANNUAL SECOND CHANCE MOVIE MARATHON (Part One)

Captain Ron (Josh H.)

for The Kurt Russelling

Over the Top (Katie C.)

for Action Stars Who Used To Make You Go :O But Now Make You Go :/

Body Rock (Megan Z.)

for Slap That Asphalt! Breakdance Movies

Saturday, September 26, 2009

September 26, 2009: BLOOD ON THE SAND (Neil G.)

In The Army Now (Katie C.)

Red Sands (Sam T.)

Special 3rd Feature:

Sand Serpents

Said Lauri, "This is 'movies about people who do nothing in the desert.'" Meh...!

Saturday, September 19, 2009

September 19, 2009: BOND ON A BUDGET (Brandon Z.)

From Beijing With Love (Brandon R.)

Danger: Diabolik (Neil G.)

Two years into this tradition and Neil officially becomes the first person to ever bring a Mario Bava picture to the group. What a crime it took so long! Good show, sir.

Friday, September 18, 2009

September 12, 2009: PORN! (Kurt Z.)

Blonde Ambition (Megan Z.)

Italian Stallion aka The Party at Kitty and Stud's (Lauri W.)

Special 3rd Feature:
No Limits

The topic for last Saturday's movie group was a time-honored subgenre of romantic pictures - Porn. (I don't know who put that in there.) It turned out pretty well; Megan showed the 1981 Amero Brothers classic Blonde Ambition (full of wonderfully corny jokes that had me in tears) and Lauri brought Sylvester Stallone's awkward (and very, very hairy) first step into showbiz, The Party at Kitty and Stud's. Before it all got kicked off, I broke out a vintage collection of XXX trailers from the early 80s which I played while everybody showed up and got settled in. Sam and the Deuce made chili dogs to eat while watching (!!!) and Megan prepared some interestingly shaped cookies. (They were both delicious and educational.) While the trailers were going, something wonderful happened - the Mormons came to the door. I couldn't believe my luck, so while Megan answered the door to listen to some doe-eyed white kid in a tie and short-sleeved shirt mumble his memorized script about the Latter Day Saints, I cranked the volume on the television so that the moaning and grunting and funky bass riffs could be heard for a block. I didn't get a chance to see his face, but I'm told his eyeballs almost popped out of his poor deluded skull. Still, kudos to the initiated/brainwashed; he finished his speech and handed Megan a little card with Jesus on the front. We gave it the place of honor, right under the TV for five hours of raunchy viewing with the Lord. Praise be! --Kurt